Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

October 20, 2014 at 12:06am
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baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

I’m fucking screaming

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October 19, 2014 at 12:51am
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Brent Weinbach, “Anthony Rivera” from Holy Fuck. Live Comedy. (Rooftop Comedy, 2013)

psa: proper pronunciation of “hwhatewerz” comes at 3:52 (but appears throughout this mp3)

The funniest thing ever.

October 18, 2014 at 12:52am
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October 15, 2014 at 7:36am
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Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

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"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

WOW FUCK THIS DUDE

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October 13, 2014 at 8:42pm
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Here’s a set I did this past weekend in San Diego! The Comedy Palace was a lot of fun and it was great to be in a different city. Can’t wait to go back! 

October 8, 2014 at 11:25pm
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Texted a girl about dinner and she replied, “haha okay. Goodnight”

So I guess we’re not having dinner!

4:49pm
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Inherent Vice Trailer - With Terrible Music - watch more funny videos

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Here is the trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Inherent Vice” only all the music has been switched out and replaced with terrible songs. 

October 1, 2014 at 10:00am
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Stand Up Comedy

10/11/2014 Saturday - The Comedy Palace. 7 & 9PM shows w/ Cate Gary and others! Message me for half price tickets! San Diego, CA

10/16/2014 - Comic Book Hideout 8PM w/ Allen Strickland Williams, Pedro Salinas and more! FREE. Fullerton, CA

10/19/2014 Sunday - The Chatterbox Comedy Night. 9PM. FREE. Covina, CA

10/26/2014 Sunday - The Comedy Thing @ Dba256. 8PM. Featuring Emily Heller (TBS, Comedy Central) Janine Brito (Totally Biased w/ W. Kamau Bell) Connor McSpadden (Improv, Laughs on Fox) FREE. Pomona, CA

More shows to be added!