Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

July 24, 2014 at 7:42am
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veryraresecrete:

i have to drive down to Comic-Con now and i haven’t slept so this should be a very exhilarating day! really keeping myself on my heels

Really keeping you on your heelies. LOL JK Have fun and be safe!

July 22, 2014 at 7:10pm
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July 21, 2014 at 5:55pm
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nakedcomedy:

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

WOW

Why Warner Bros is king.

nakedcomedy:

thegoatsong:

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

WOW

Why Warner Bros is king.

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12:19am
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Not Okay →

ibelieveyouitsnotyourfault:

By Jill Dembowski

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Dear Teenager,

I know that just because I’m older doesn’t mean I know everything. But I do know some things. And some of those things I wish I’d known a little sooner.

Like: If it doesn’t feel okay, you don’t have to pretend that it’s…

July 20, 2014 at 7:35pm
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NGL IDK WAOTM

7:33pm
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Coffee mug for the lonely

boyprison:

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Coffee mug for the lonely

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2:11pm
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Superdrag - Slot Machine/Phaser HQ

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July 19, 2014 at 1:30pm
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prettypasta:

Creamy Avocado Pasta with Garlic Scape Pesto

Gonna make this if I get supplied avocados. #hatethisdrought

Are you trying to ask me for avocados?

lisvno:

prettypasta:

Creamy Avocado Pasta with Garlic Scape Pesto

Gonna make this if I get supplied avocados. #hatethisdrought

Are you trying to ask me for avocados?

9:05am
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July 17, 2014 at 10:24am
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