Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

April 22, 2014 at 7:18pm
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April 21, 2014 at 9:23pm
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IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

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4:59pm
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April 20, 2014 at 3:08pm
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Nastya Ptichek

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1:49pm
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little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

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9:21am
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April 19, 2014 at 12:24pm
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emilyvgordon:

Great advice, kids. 

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April 17, 2014 at 3:11pm
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Hey I host a comedy show and it’s usually good. This month is GREAT. May is going to be AMAZING. June will be THE BEST. But you should come to this months show. Everyone on it is legit, nice and all around hysterical. 

P.S.
My friend Debbie Tan is an amazing artist and made this flyer. She’s great too.

Hey I host a comedy show and it’s usually good. This month is GREAT. May is going to be AMAZING. June will be THE BEST. But you should come to this months show. Everyone on it is legit, nice and all around hysterical.

P.S.
My friend Debbie Tan is an amazing artist and made this flyer. She’s great too.

2:44pm
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cogito-ergo-doleo:

Why isn’t there a baby onesie that says “I fucked Ted”?

I seriously laughed out loud at this.

2:42pm
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