Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

September 1, 2014 at 10:45pm
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i don’t wanna see anybody’s nudes for the rest of my life unless they’re sent to me personally. please reblog

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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August 30, 2014 at 6:09am
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August 29, 2014 at 9:15pm
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August 28, 2014 at 11:14pm
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The Blow - True Affection (HD)


August 27, 2014 at 1:35pm
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August 26, 2014 at 12:21pm
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August 24, 2014 at 11:53am
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this is compassion and love and I’m crying

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