Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

April 19, 2014 at 12:24pm
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emilyvgordon:

Great advice, kids. 

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April 17, 2014 at 3:11pm
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Hey I host a comedy show and it’s usually good. This month is GREAT. May is going to be AMAZING. June will be THE BEST. But you should come to this months show. Everyone on it is legit, nice and all around hysterical. 

P.S.
My friend Debbie Tan is an amazing artist and made this flyer. She’s great too.

Hey I host a comedy show and it’s usually good. This month is GREAT. May is going to be AMAZING. June will be THE BEST. But you should come to this months show. Everyone on it is legit, nice and all around hysterical.

P.S.
My friend Debbie Tan is an amazing artist and made this flyer. She’s great too.

2:44pm
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cogito-ergo-doleo:

Why isn’t there a baby onesie that says “I fucked Ted”?

I seriously laughed out loud at this.

2:42pm
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April 15, 2014 at 11:34pm
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iamshizznasty:

Jessica Biel….

iamshizznasty:

Jessica Biel….

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April 14, 2014 at 2:36pm
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WOAH. 

Probably the best line up I’ve ever been a part of. 

I can’t wait for this weekend, this huge show is going to be so good. Come! It’s free. Campus security at Claremont College is pretty tough but try to get there before showtime and you won’t have any problems.

Saturday, 04/19/2014 8PM

WOAH.

Probably the best line up I’ve ever been a part of.

I can’t wait for this weekend, this huge show is going to be so good. Come! It’s free. Campus security at Claremont College is pretty tough but try to get there before showtime and you won’t have any problems.

Saturday, 04/19/2014 8PM

April 12, 2014 at 3:29pm
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White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.

April 10, 2014 at 12:13pm
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Back-Up That Late Night Shake-Up  →

cameronesposito:

Stephen Colbert will be a great host - he already is. I really look forward to seeing his show. He is also an inevitable and inarguable choice - he has the experience to support the move to network and host a late night show.

That’s the goal, then. If we want female late night hosts and late…

6:35am
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April 9, 2014 at 9:43am
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