Matthew Avila, comedian.

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Stand up comedian. Here are things I like and things I think. Thanks.

September 15, 2014 at 8:05pm
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11:15am
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chingonaa:

dinuguan:

Growth → Decay → Transformation

matthewavilacomedy

This is beautiful.

September 14, 2014 at 1:52pm
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veryraresecrete:

veryraresecrete:

i haven’t talked about it on the blog much but i recently started dating a girl from Greece

jfc i spelled it wrong again. i recently started dating a girl from Grease, the movie. she’s 65 years old

September 13, 2014 at 10:44pm
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smokesomeweedaboutit:

who else is excited for fall?

smokesomeweedaboutit:

who else is excited for fall?

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September 12, 2014 at 10:53am
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frankenfemme:

"911 what’s your emergency"

"My avocados aren’t ripe yet"

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September 7, 2014 at 9:18pm
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They Came Together is hilarious. Watch it.

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9:17pm
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thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

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September 6, 2014 at 7:09pm
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September 4, 2014 at 2:39pm
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plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

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